Jake16261's definitions

afghanipan

Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.

Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan

by Jake16261 May 15, 2020

leftism

Leftism is a contagious political mental disorder that puts you and your people at risk.

Spencer: *Writes song lyric* "Math is gay"
Teacher: That's very offensive! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jake: *Laughs* You have leftism loser. Stay away from me!

by Jake16261 June 28, 2019