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paul zimmer
a Russian spy, working for the Russian government to sell discord in our society, also he eats whole-ass airplanes, he doesn’t eat them all i’m one bite he sits down with a little bib and a fork and knife and he eats 747s, private jets, whatever, he just eats any type of plane.
paul zimmer by ellimcnally March 18, 2020
Zimmerman Telegram
A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.
Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010
Joel Zimmerman
Joel Zimmerman by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010
Zimmerman Zipper
An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.
Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009
Hans Zimmer
A great music composer who has worked on soundtracks such as Gladiator, Broken Arrow, The Lion King, Hannibal, Mission Impossible II, King Arthur, The Simpsons Movie, Batman Begins, and Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, and 3)
Hans Zimmer by Rehtaeh November 8, 2007
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