your penis

is very small.

Damn, your penis is very small!

by Minecraft1238 February 15, 2019

your penis

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D

me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis

by hakin commie April 2, 2018

thinking with your penis

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.

"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".

by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

by 2 camels in a tiny car February 9, 2011

How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"

by GregMD September 6, 2013

How's your Penis?

Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).

Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"

Joe:"Aight... Yours?"

Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"

Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"

Me:"Sure. What time?"

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.

by Mista Flow February 14, 2009

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary November 9, 2007