zizzer

A horrible, unspeakable racial slur against people of Jewish descent.

Look at that hook-nosed zizzer.

by dmt767s October 17, 2015

Zizzer

What a toddler who can not pronounce the word scissor says.

Dad: I can't get this box open to get your new toy out.
Toddler daughter: Oh, hold on, I'll go get the zizzers.

by j.m.c.s.k.b.c.r.c. October 13, 2018

Zizzer

A person of the highest caliber, ability, or reputation.

Obama's such a zizzer~

by Joe_Rudolph January 25, 2024

Zizzech

A dick.

Yo, that fine bitch was sukkin on mah Zizzech the otha day!

by Ausius March 8, 2010

Zitzer

A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.

It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.

by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008

zizzler

When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes

"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip

by Downsi October 8, 2013

zazzers

Like sleep. Named for the 'zzz' often seen over cartoon characters' and sims' heads.
Also a verb in the form of 'to zazz'

1) Dude, it's way late. I have to go zazzers, good night!
2) I'm so totally zonked, I need to go zazzers. zzz....
3) I zazzed for three hours last night.
4) My room-mate is zazzing right now, can I take a message?

by Andrea April 5, 2005