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A person who is consistently bad ass mo-fo.
That guy was a total Hans, not a Poser like you.
by KSchizzle April 22, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Meaning "Hard As A Navy Seal" Like "Ham" or "Hard as a motherfucker"
Man Colby is going HANS today!
by GoingHANS November 03, 2011
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Group of people that basically are the antitheses to weeaboos and are formally called Heterosexual Anime Niggas. They will keep in touch with their own culture while still enjoying Japanese related art and culture. They will also wait for the day God sends anime girls down to Earth as a revelation and will dabble with anime pussy and hot as fuck anime girls.
Person 1 (Potential league faggot): "EUGH BRO YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY! YOU WANT TO FUCK AN ANIME GIRL!"
Person 2 (HAN): "Bitch, you're the one wasting your life away while I'm over here waiting for the day God sends me an anime girl. By then, your ass will be on the street begging for loose thot cooch, NYUHHGUH!"
by HAN Lord November 30, 2018
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The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!
Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!
by Person1337squared April 01, 2009
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A person, A man, A Kid, A boy, Mature guy. He knows a lot yet tends to show he is just that simple. He likes to be just in the middle. Sometimes Clumsy. If entering a relationship, He can be faithful, loyal and commited to his lover. Diligent. Love to be with people. A clown witj his peers and very funny. He loves joking but when serious, He will be serious. Wise person. Yet Humble. He can learn anything even though its hard.

He is an amazing,crazy and epic man you could ever found.
This person is a Hans.
by Youuuuu_Me-cool December 03, 2017
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