zimer 

Trippin people out with skillz

During any type of performance of any skill in a public setting be it real or virtual. Occurs when your skills totally wreak ballz of all noobs around you and causes the opposite sex to react hormonally.
There is no equivalent to this word for a stellar performance between two people such as during sex. This word is only functional in the context it was created.
If you ever hear anyone using this word for a private performance , slap them immediately.

"Did you see that !! That sh#eat wuz nuttn but zimer yo"!

zimer by CoVeNiStIk January 17, 2014

Zimer 

A majestic ice-fire-dragon that breathes fire and ice upon it's enemies. It appears to have a serpent-like body that can extend at will to suffocate it's prey, the head of a dragon that breathes fire and ice, front legs of an eagle, back legs of a penguin, scorpion tail and albatross wings. It's origin dates back to sightings of penguins in antarctica, being seen upon as a god that controls the weather. However, recently, it is more-so seen as a tyrant that kills moving things for fun and torturing warm-blooded animals by freezing them untill they die. It is said to guard ancient treasures and powerful items, however no one is completely sure because Zimers are so powerful only one man has been able to slay one.

"Zimers are my favourite mythical animal."
"I hate Zimers, penguins are awesomer."

Zimer by Pengiii October 12, 2018

paul zimmer 

a Russian spy, working for the Russian government to sell discord in our society, also he eats whole-ass airplanes, he doesn’t eat them all i’m one bite he sits down with a little bib and a fork and knife and he eats 747s, private jets, whatever, he just eats any type of plane.

paul zimmer eats planes

paul zimmer by ellimcnally March 18, 2020

zemer 

Albanian for "heart"
used like sweetheart, babe, etc.

Yo she's my zemer.

zemer by zemerrrrrrr May 15, 2011

Zimmered 

Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.

That dealership "Zimmered" Jimmy like a bitch!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!

Zimmered by King J 2012 October 29, 2015

Zimren Api 

This is Zimren Api and she is very leng and just sooo peng and like she doesnt like when you swear and she just comes on discord to say shush and shes very amazing to give lectures.

Damnn that lecture was by zimren api
Zimren api is very leng

Zimren Api by saniaikki January 29, 2022

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010