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A German comedian that stars in many Youtube videos, often speaks to cats via the telephone, plans raves, is a fan of deadmau5 and even made a pink mau5head that was sadly destroyed by the Russians. He was even featured in the popular game show Jeopardy where he was thoroughly beaten by Hermann Fegelein. An avid soccer fan, he tried out for the German World Cup team but sadly his skills were not up to par.
Adolf Hitler is funny in.. oh... I mean AS hell! haha
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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The feeling one has when one has been awake for to long on a variety of substances, primarily ecstasy, cocaine, and/or crystal meth.
Dude I took my last E pill five hours ago and now I'm just straight twackered.
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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The capital of the United States. Named because it's a dirty city in need of a TON of WASHING. The "DC" then obviously stands for "Dirty City".

Washington, DC is probably best known for it's vibrant ghettos where top of the line crack is sold and consumed on a daily basis.
Let's go to Washington, DC to score some crack tonight! oh yea!
by Rellik Uzi August 28, 2010
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This is what it looks like when someone does a facekeyboard.
*t65r67y797557878i8998i87u767y* FMC!!!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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The second coming is here! Jesus is back in the form of Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5!! We are saved!!
Jesus is back bitches!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.
Baltiless, MD is a suckass city.
by Rellik Uzi August 28, 2010
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1) A girl's name. Often short for Christina.

2) A slang term to refer to crystal meth (methamphetamine). The term "Tina" comes from a corruption of the word crystal and the name Christina.

Tina is often used as a code word for crystal meth when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Tina is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "Tina is here, you wanna hang out?" to indicate you have some crystal meth and want someone to tweak with.
That bitch Tina kept me up for five days!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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