Wankaloid

A snobby person who drinks Craft Beer and looks down their noses at none Craft Beer drinkers whilst wanking about it

Oi Lads! Look at that bunch of poncy Wankaloids, drinking craft beer! Why can't beer taste like beer!

by Mike Smalley June 17, 2021

wanklord

wanklord - a person who is clearly, the biggest wanker you have ever met.

my new boss in acounting is a total 'wanklord'

by littlelou December 16, 2006

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

wankplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT May 10, 2005

Wanklord

Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.

May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.

"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."

(insert doctor who theme here)

by King Nitro VI of Awesomeness April 14, 2011

wankalicious

something that is so good it compares with masturbation.

"mmm this chicken is wankalicious"
"mmm I agree"
"that girl is so hot, she is wankalicious"

by Wigga Joey C November 3, 2006

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009