jaffaw's definitions

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,

I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

thanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009