Vinegars

to go on ones vinegars means going for some me time with a definate orgasmic outcum

I can't come out tonight i'm on my vinegars.

I was being friendly with my partner and just as was coming into the final vinegars I....

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

transendental medication

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

by jaffaw February 21, 2010

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

arse over elbows

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

JewSA

To indicate the community of Jews within the USA.

We're living in the JewSA,

by jaffaw October 18, 2009

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009