jaffaw's definitions

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Bugger this

a throw the towel in phrase,

Bugger this, i'm off to the pub

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Hash-Flow

describes how much hash is in the hash bank.

How's the hash-flow man, are we high?

by Jaffaw July 12, 2009

wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,

I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009