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whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops
i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover
by jaffaw July 18, 2009
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Consexualise

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone
So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the Consexualisemug.

Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,
wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the Sexual feelingmug.

Hashbank

the term to describe your stash of Hash
how much have you got in your Hashbank?
by Jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the Hashbankmug.

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news
What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
mugGet the Google Newspapermug.

wankless task

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the wankless taskmug.

hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash
A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the hashstashmug.

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