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wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing
wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
mugGet the wanks for the mammariesmug.

shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,
I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
mugGet the shatter resistantmug.

2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again
i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the 2nd comingmug.

Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey
Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.
by jaffaw December 28, 2009
mugGet the Packing Spacemug.

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the wankless affairmug.

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty
she's a real hot strumpet
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the Hot strumpetmug.

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