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batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out
i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
mugGet the batting a dry onemug.

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
mugGet the crank that shit upmug.

Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear
What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear
by jaffaw May 10, 2012
mugGet the Thunderwearmug.

No hoe zone

when the area described has no hoes in it
why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
mugGet the No hoe zonemug.

Mufftash

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe
I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
mugGet the Mufftashmug.

oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009
mugGet the oral orificemug.

beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning
you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
mugGet the beer queenmug.

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