If you have wankalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are.... even if you are in a public place like at the back of a classroom in a boring philosophy lesson. Men that have wankalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz