On the internet, the two magic gateway words to porn.

Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).

It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.
Mistress Victoria's Totally Kinky Bondage Site: "By clicking 'I agree' below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that pornography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom porn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that ...

16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)
by Kitsune188 February 28, 2006
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Totally pinpointing the ultimate truth, hands down without a doubt!

......Opposite of (right right,I hear ya, serious? oh damn, for real dog? )
Jesse: Jaime's gay!!!

Joe: I AGREE!!!!
by Rule 2 May 10, 2005
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1. a sarcastic, uninterested answer.
2. an answer, displaying strong agreeance.

first used by guildwars players from the teh moabirdz{Moa} guild.
A: "dude, you suck ballzsz!2@!`1!!!"
B: "oh i agree"

by Lennard April 20, 2008
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A phrase first used on the United Kingdom's first televised election debate of 2010. It was widely used by the two other main party leaders to signify agreement with the leader of the Liberal Democrats (Nick Clegg) who became very popular after the debate because of his good manner and sensible policies.

Can be used when asked for an opinion that you cannot give because of a lack of knowledge and interest on a subject. The majority of the time, this use will be non-nonsensical.
George: Fuckin hell, did you see the election last night? wasn't that a load of bullshit... you recon the Tories will allow the Lib Dem's political reform if they team up in a hung parliament?

Lennie: Ummm... I agree with nick?

George: shut up Lennie you retard!
by Cod6andChips May 9, 2010
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when you are capable of agreeing with any given statement you deice you will make a decision to agree with or not
Samothy: My mom's cooking is great!
Bobothy: I could agree
by h the h March 2, 2021
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