wankalonka
wankalonka by Joe Momma November 5, 2003
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Wonkatonka
This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)
Example 1-
Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"
Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..
Example 2-
Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"
Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"
Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..
Example 2-
Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"
Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019
Related Words
wankalonka • wanka tonka • Wankadonk • Wonkatonka • wankalone • wonka wonka • wank-a-lank • Wacka Bonka • wanka panka • Winka Wonka
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Wankadonk by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021
Wankadonk
A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. They usually have great hair and huge biceps. The people in a wankadonk’s life are usually jealous of how awesome they are
Wow paul is so cool and he can shred the guitar and look damn fine doin it to! What a wankadonk look at those biceps!
Wankadonk by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021
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