wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

Wonkatonka

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

wankalone

A synonym for semen

'Arklone' is a trademark for what is substantially propanol, 'Wankalone' is my trademark.

by mcafzap November 15, 2016

Wankadonk

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. This name is usually assigned randomly and is a great honor. The people in a “wankadonk’s” life are usually jealous of how awesome they are. They normally also have gargantuan biceps and great hair

Wow paul is such a wankadonk he’s the coolest guy I know!

by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021

Wankadonk

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. They usually have great hair and huge biceps. The people in a wankadonk’s life are usually jealous of how awesome they are

Wow paul is so cool and he can shred the guitar and look damn fine doin it to! What a wankadonk look at those biceps!

by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021