None 

The lack of anything

Nada, zip, devoid

None by J S (SCi) January 9, 2003

None 

Half a penis

aaaaaa

None by John Redcorn August 2, 2003

None 

Ebonics for NOTHING.

"What are you doin later"
"NONE"

None by reger May 2, 2003

None 

When used correctly, 'none' is a contraction of 'not one' and therefore takes the singular verb ending.

One of the fans has an autograph.
Not one of the fans has an autograph.
None of the fans has an autograph.

A lot of people would write 'none of the fans have an autograph'. They are WRONG and STUPID. Ignore any fuckers who think 'none' means 'not any'. Tell them to say 'nany' and to stop being so WRONG and STUPID.

None by ammoneeah May 2, 2008

None 

Best type of person you’ll ever meet !

She was a none

None by Carrotstick July 31, 2019

none 

the absence of everything but the presence of nothing

Person 1: do you have any diamonds?

Person 2: nope, I have none
Person 1: thats a shame, I needed some for my beacon

none by gaybale24🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 March 11, 2021

None 

The number of intimations that confuse me with you.

Hym "None of the intimations conflate me with you. I didn't steal from you you piece of shit. And no one thinks I did. Except for you. Fucking narcissist."

None by Hym Iam June 19, 2022