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Wanklord
Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.
May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.
May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.
"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."
(insert doctor who theme here)
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."
(insert doctor who theme here)
Wanklord by King Nitro VI of Awesomeness April 14, 2011
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wanglord by xToni_xToast September 29, 2021
WankWordBingo
Occurs in business meetings when individuals use 5 or more annoying buzzwords or jargon never used before the year 2000. For example “reach out”, “low hanging fruit”, “talk to that”, “open the kimono” and so on. Double-points if someone over the age of 50, who knows these words are bs, uses them to try to impress their younger and/or American peers.
Sylvia had to stop herself from yelling out “WANKWORDBINGO!” during a meeting when her colleague Alan used the word “leverage”.
WankWordBingo by SPJohns August 27, 2020
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026