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wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

wankplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.
"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wankplode by ZT May 10, 2005

Wankalot (sir) 

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot
that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot
Wankalot (sir) by jaffaw July 15, 2009

wankylover 

She is a very funny person. She is best friends with liveformikasa 👩🏼 🍳. she is a lovely Pisces and is very smart. She also couldn’t get her discord to work 😒
“ wankylover get your discord to work”
“I tried but my discord isn’t letting me sign in 🤬🤬”
<3
wankylover by Liveformikasa June 14, 2021
A snobby person who drinks Craft Beer and looks down their noses at none Craft Beer drinkers whilst wanking about it
Oi Lads! Look at that bunch of poncy Wankaloids, drinking craft beer! Why can't beer taste like beer!
Wankaloid by Mike Smalley June 17, 2021
somebody who gets on your nerves or pisses u off or is a toser.
he's a wankstone or plainly wankstone
wankstone by maz xxx April 4, 2006