wankalone

A synonym for semen

'Arklone' is a trademark for what is substantially propanol, 'Wankalone' is my trademark.

by mcafzap November 15, 2016

wannaboner

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

by Medioman December 27, 2014

wankplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT May 10, 2005

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

wankylover

She is a very funny person. She is best friends with liveformikasa 👩🏼 🍳. she is a lovely Pisces and is very smart. She also couldn’t get her discord to work 😒

“ wankylover get your discord to work”
“I tried but my discord isn’t letting me sign in 🤬🤬”
<3

by Liveformikasa June 14, 2021

Wankaloid

A snobby person who drinks Craft Beer and looks down their noses at none Craft Beer drinkers whilst wanking about it

Oi Lads! Look at that bunch of poncy Wankaloids, drinking craft beer! Why can't beer taste like beer!

by Mike Smalley June 17, 2021

wankstone

somebody who gets on your nerves or pisses u off or is a toser.

he's a wankstone or plainly wankstone

by maz xxx April 4, 2006