wanklord

wanklord - a person who is clearly, the biggest wanker you have ever met.

my new boss in acounting is a total 'wanklord'

by littlelou December 16, 2006

Wanklord

Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.

May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.

"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."

(insert doctor who theme here)

by King Nitro VI of Awesomeness April 14, 2011

wanglord

a person, with the biggest, juiciest, gorilla, horse, non-veganism cock.

"my cock is ejaculating"
"your such a wanglord"

by xToni_xToast September 29, 2021

Wanklorry

Insult - Someone who would be more productive to society just staying at home pleasuring themselves.

My boss is a wanklorry.

by Naadaa September 21, 2012

WankWordBingo

Occurs in business meetings when individuals use 5 or more annoying buzzwords or jargon never used before the year 2000. For example “reach out”, “low hanging fruit”, “talk to that”, “open the kimono” and so on. Double-points if someone over the age of 50, who knows these words are bs, uses them to try to impress their younger and/or American peers.

Sylvia had to stop herself from yelling out “WANKWORDBINGO!” during a meeting when her colleague Alan used the word “leverage”.

by SPJohns August 27, 2020