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Wanklord 

Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.

May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.
"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."

(insert doctor who theme here)
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wanglord 

a person, with the biggest, juiciest, gorilla, horse, non-veganism cock.
wanglord by xToni_xToast September 29, 2021
Insult - Someone who would be more productive to society just staying at home pleasuring themselves.
My boss is a wanklorry.
Wanklorry by Naadaa September 21, 2012

WankWordBingo 

Occurs in business meetings when individuals use 5 or more annoying buzzwords or jargon never used before the year 2000. For example “reach out”, “low hanging fruit”, “talk to that”, “open the kimono” and so on. Double-points if someone over the age of 50, who knows these words are bs, uses them to try to impress their younger and/or American peers.
Sylvia had to stop herself from yelling out “WANKWORDBINGO!” during a meeting when her colleague Alan used the word “leverage”.
WankWordBingo by SPJohns August 27, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026