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Vanderkamp 

*To call somebody a punk ass bitch.
*A noob at video games.
*Trolls that show up on the internet a little bit after 3pm.
*A type of frozen fish stick.
"That vanderkamp hasn't shut the fuck up on Xbox live since he signed on 3 hours ago."

"I was playing Army of Two and I killed that vanderkamp in a couple of seconds"

"That vamderkamp doesn't know how to play games,he is just a button-masher."
Vanderkamp by DH85 May 2, 2009

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Grace VanderWaal 

The winner of AGT last season, super raspy voice and super famous.
"Hey, I just listened to Grace Vanderwaal's new song."

VanderZand 

Sub-Urban Slang for a fat and pathetic loser. Additional uses for VanderZand refer to those who frequently wear tacky silk shirts or those who constantly whine and complain.
Look at that VanderZand in the corner! What a fat ugly bastard! Did he dress in the dark? Look at that purple silk shirt!
VanderZand by I am Arby April 7, 2009

Grace Vanderwaal 

12 year old ukuleleist sensation who was called the next ''Taylor Swift'' by Simon Cowell. Howie Mandel said she is going to be bigger than Taylor Swift. Grace sings her own original music. She is the WINNER of season 11 of America's Got Talent.
Sorry I was late I've been watching Grace Vanderwaal sing SHE IS CRAZY GOOD
Grace Vanderwaal by Ayeeeeee51515 September 17, 2016

vanderpumped

When the hotel staff steals your valuable items.

This word was coined for Lisa Vanderpump of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who was allegedly robbed by the hotel staff of the SoHo Grand Hotel in NYC. Hotel management has denied any wrongdoing but Lisa insists that hotel staff stole more than $8,000 worth of handbags from her hotel room.
OMG! I my iPad is gone! I think I've just been vanderpumped! (calls front desk)
vanderpumped by JoshuaJR January 2, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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