VanderZand

Sub-Urban Slang for a fat and pathetic loser. Additional uses for VanderZand refer to those who frequently wear tacky silk shirts or those who constantly whine and complain.

Look at that VanderZand in the corner! What a fat ugly bastard! Did he dress in the dark? Look at that purple silk shirt!

by I am Arby April 7, 2009

Vanderland

A place of mystery, a place of wonder, a place of relaxation. Most people can't see Vanderland, and don't even know when they are there... Some say its alot like the Bermuda Triangle, 5 minutes in Vanderland is actually 2 hours...

Q: - Where did Mr. Arabia go?
A: - He said he would be back in 5 minutes, it's been 2 hours now...he must be in Vanderland.

by Justyn Credible February 22, 2008

Vanderlinde

Last name of someone who always has a plan and is very charismatic.

Dutch Vanderlinde always has a plan

by YourMomsCatsDog September 9, 2021

Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

vanderzwan

A type of Ukrainian prostitute targeting mentally challenged midgets. Notorious for sexually transmitted diseases, large families and gross amounts of pubic hair. Skilled in chemistry, oral sex, and French.

You're so desperate all you can get is a Vanderzwan!

by Eat whaat? November 2, 2011

vanderlinde

A male whore.

That fat ass at the corner of the street must be a vanderlinde.

by Beardmonger III December 26, 2013

Vanderlinden

A stupid ass old man that’s a perv and thinks he knows every thing. He also has a daughter that he fucks every day.

“Is that guy cool?”
“No he’s a Vanderlinden.”
“Oh makes sense.”

by mikeymousymousr October 15, 2019