Vandergasm

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A violent siezure (of the sexual masturbatory sort) usually occuring around a group of unsuspecting males. Studies have shown that this type of siezure is carried out mostly by virgin yet sexualy mature teenage males.(Actually a siezure in females is yet to be seen.) To help someone who is suffering at the moment of this type siezure saying remarks like, "MAN, THAT IS SOME CRAZY $H!T" has been proven to stop the siezue from imediately reoccuring. There is no known cure. As a matter a fact no one is looking for one.

As I was singing in the school band I watched Clarence reach his right hand into his pants so I decided to looked away as he suffered from a sad yet violent vandergasm.

Vandergasm by mr.calypack May 27, 2011

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Fandergasm

How Fanders react upon seeing Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh my Glod! Is gonna be at Vidcon.
Fander 2: Like oh my Glob! I just got a total fandergasm!

Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

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Fandergasm

How Fanders react to Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh, my Glob! Did you hear? Thomas Sanders posted a new video!
Fander 2: Total Fandergasm.

Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 2, 2022

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Fandergasm

How Fanders react to Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh, my Glob! Did you hear? Thomas Sanders posted a new video.
Fander 2: I got a Fandergasm.

Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 2, 2022

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Vanderkamp

*To call somebody a punk ass bitch.
*A noob at video games.
*Trolls that show up on the internet a little bit after 3pm.
*A type of frozen fish stick.

"That vanderkamp hasn't shut the fuck up on Xbox live since he signed on 3 hours ago."

"I was playing Army of Two and I killed that vanderkamp in a couple of seconds"

"That vamderkamp doesn't know how to play games,he is just a button-masher."

Vanderkamp by DH85 May 2, 2009

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Vanderjism

To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..

-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!

-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!

Vanderjism by seannieboy January 5, 2010

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VanDerSmack

A potentially deadly hit from an angry Dutchman.

Bill vandersmacked Bob this morning for showing up late to work. Tomorrow is Bob's funeral.

VanDerSmack by Im ready for the meat June 16, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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