Vandergasm

A violent siezure (of the sexual masturbatory sort) usually occuring around a group of unsuspecting males. Studies have shown that this type of siezure is carried out mostly by virgin yet sexualy mature teenage males.(Actually a siezure in females is yet to be seen.) To help someone who is suffering at the moment of this type siezure saying remarks like, "MAN, THAT IS SOME CRAZY $H!T" has been proven to stop the siezue from imediately reoccuring. There is no known cure. As a matter a fact no one is looking for one.

As I was singing in the school band I watched Clarence reach his right hand into his pants so I decided to looked away as he suffered from a sad yet violent vandergasm.

Vandergasm by mr.calypack May 27, 2011

Fandergasm 

How Fanders react upon seeing Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh my Glod! Is gonna be at Vidcon.
Fander 2: Like oh my Glob! I just got a total fandergasm!

Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Fandergasm 

How Fanders react to Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh, my Glob! Did you hear? Thomas Sanders posted a new video!
Fander 2: Total Fandergasm.

Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 2, 2022

Fandergasm 

How Fanders react to Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh, my Glob! Did you hear? Thomas Sanders posted a new video.
Fander 2: I got a Fandergasm.

Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 2, 2022

Vanderkamp 

*To call somebody a punk ass bitch.
*A noob at video games.
*Trolls that show up on the internet a little bit after 3pm.
*A type of frozen fish stick.

"That vanderkamp hasn't shut the fuck up on Xbox live since he signed on 3 hours ago."

"I was playing Army of Two and I killed that vanderkamp in a couple of seconds"

"That vamderkamp doesn't know how to play games,he is just a button-masher."

Vanderkamp by DH85 May 2, 2009

Vanderjism 

To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..

-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!

-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!

Vanderjism by seannieboy January 5, 2010

VanDerSmack 

A potentially deadly hit from an angry Dutchman.

Bill vandersmacked Bob this morning for showing up late to work. Tomorrow is Bob's funeral.

VanDerSmack by Im ready for the meat June 16, 2010