Desk

a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex

Let's use the desk this time!!

by Anonymous December 29, 2002

Desk

a desk

a desk

by Confirminati Illumed January 6, 2016

Desk

A challenging game involving commonly used stationery, cutlery, crockery, point-of-sale material, or anything else found on or around desks. Extreme desk can involve items found elsewhere in the office, which allow you to carry out a desk based move.

That game of desk blew my Shatners bassoon.

by DeskIt July 28, 2011

Desk

Office furniture with a series of storage compartments (drawers) under a large flat surface that is covered with papery things, phones, computer monitors, etc, to hide tell-tale signs of super-mensal copulation.

Confucius say: Secretary not part of office furniture, unless screwed on desk

by idunnit November 4, 2004

desk

stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk

by megs April 21, 2004

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by Werther September 19, 2002

Desk

To reach an accord; to finalize a deal

It was a tough sell, but I finally desked the deal with Mr. Jenkins

by The Zim April 25, 2011