Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.

"I gotta go take a vanderpump"

by stony March 31, 2012

Vanderpump

A septic pump that is used to suck up shit.

"Hey did you see the new Vanderpump rules?" "No, why, did the rules change about how much shit these pumps can suck up?"

by zer0ofTime November 3, 2021

vanderpumped

When the hotel staff steals your valuable items.

This word was coined for Lisa Vanderpump of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who was allegedly robbed by the hotel staff of the SoHo Grand Hotel in NYC. Hotel management has denied any wrongdoing but Lisa insists that hotel staff stole more than $8,000 worth of handbags from her hotel room.

OMG! I my iPad is gone! I think I've just been vanderpumped! (calls front desk)

by JoshuaJR January 2, 2011

Vanderpump Hangover

Feeling overstimulated at a high speed pace. Mentally not prepared for the next minute of information. Waking up with an emptiness in your soul.

I totally have a vanderpump hangover today.

by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

Lisa Vanderpump

aka LVP
the one actual real housewife of beverly hills, restaurateur, living legend and my favorite brit.
Lisa Vanderpump is a great person and an icon.

“You have to stop quoting Lisa Vanderpump”
“Bye Kyle”

by diamondsandrosedarling November 21, 2021