vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.

Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.

vanderjagt by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006

vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.

I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.

vanderjagt by pk7 January 24, 2006

Vanderjact 

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.

Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.

Vanderjact by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

Vanderfaggit 

A kid who has usually dirty blonde hair, is obsessed with the beavers, likes to text and go out with random chicks, Vanderfaggit's are usually from the west coast. he loves video games and is usaully REALLY good friends with girls more then guys.. his friends start with the letters L K S T R, Vanderfaggit is a real un popular name... his parents prolly didnt like him very much, or abused him, maybe split appart because one of them is physco...

im going into town to get a mountain dew...

Vanderfaggit: I WANNNTT ONE!!!!

Vanderfaggit by more then magic December 15, 2010

vanderbager 

A person who refuses to pay rent but also refuses to leave

That son of a bitch hasn't paid rent in six months. He's a Vanderbager

vanderbager by Vikingkustom March 11, 2022

Vanderwater

vaginal danger

"I seen vanderwater out skulking last night..."
"Fuck dude, does that guy even sleep?"

Vanderwater by RatFinkler April 29, 2021

vanderlugt 

A Feather fluffing blonde bombshell .

If you're ever feeling down and out just find yourself a Vanderlugt , you will surely feel better.

vanderlugt by Xxx123987 January 31, 2022