After deciding that she was willing to join the oldest profession, she found a pimp -- who insisted that she be properly seasoned before seeing any johns. To season her, the pimp gathered ten of his friends for a vigorous gang bang
by DS77 April 28, 2008
Get the seasonmug. season: is a person that comes into your life for just a short period of time, may be a friend at the time, although there there for just a short period
She's just a season, she needs to pay her part of the bill. He's just a season, he needs to take care of his own bill.
by paine5 June 25, 2009
Get the seasonmug. The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010
Get the Seasoningmug. "Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
by have2hunt October 24, 2014
Get the SEASONEDmug. Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009
Get the seasonedmug. Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)
"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
by SonicPman May 19, 2017
Get the Seasonedmug. When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality
Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there
Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
by TheOneOnlyLegend January 2, 2019
Get the Seasonedmug.