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When the hotel staff steals your valuable items.

This word was coined for Lisa Vanderpump of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who was allegedly robbed by the hotel staff of the SoHo Grand Hotel in NYC. Hotel management has denied any wrongdoing but Lisa insists that hotel staff stole more than $8,000 worth of handbags from her hotel room.

OMG! I my iPad is gone! I think I've just been vanderpumped! (calls front desk)

vanderpumped by JoshuaJR January 2, 2011

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Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.

"I gotta go take a vanderpump"

Vanderpump by stony March 31, 2012

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Vanderpump Hangover

Feeling overstimulated at a high speed pace. Mentally not prepared for the next minute of information. Waking up with an emptiness in your soul.

I totally have a vanderpump hangover today.

Vanderpump Hangover by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

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Vanderpump

A septic pump that is used to suck up shit.

"Hey did you see the new Vanderpump rules?" "No, why, did the rules change about how much shit these pumps can suck up?"

Vanderpump by zer0ofTime November 3, 2021

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Lisa Vanderpump

aka LVP
the one actual real housewife of beverly hills, restaurateur, living legend and my favorite brit.
Lisa Vanderpump is a great person and an icon.

“You have to stop quoting Lisa Vanderpump”
“Bye Kyle”

Lisa Vanderpump by diamondsandrosedarling November 21, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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