A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."
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n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic
Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.
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A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!
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