turnpike

Chinese for "gimme your wallet".

Every turnpike has a tollbooth.........ergo.....gimme your wallet.

by Arizonalady June 24, 2010

turnpike

A chickenhead; a gold-digging woman; hooker; whore; a woman who only dates men for their money and or favors from a man's power or position

She's nothing more than a turnpike. She has wide, open lanes, but her road(s) are still damaged.

by Krieger May 25, 2007

Turnpike Troubadours

The return of this band will end Covid- 19 and heal society.

If Evan Felker and The Turnpike Troubadours return the pandemic would end and society would be restored.

by DavidAlanCoe November 1, 2021

Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing

Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.

by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020

turnpike toughy

when your getting a blowjob on the highway and traffic stops and your next to a big pick up truck and urge the trucker to honk his horn. When he starts honking you hold her head down and bang out her throat

I gave Tara the turnpike toughy on the way to the beach, she was pissed off but the trucker found it hilarious.

by Frank Mutasow April 12, 2009

turnpike dance

The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.

This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.

Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!

by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006

Turnpike Slicks

Street tires that are bald from shameless burnouts, and thus resembling racing tires with no tread pattern.

Nice Turnpike Slicks durt ball.

by Drunkin Nate August 31, 2005