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Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.
Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan
West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Turdistan 

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.
Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.
Turdistan by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

TurdTesticle 

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.
I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.

Turdistan 

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
Turdistan by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Turdistador 

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas
16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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