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Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Get the The Appomattox Courthousemug. "Dude, there was a tranny dancing at the strip club last night." "Oh yeah? How'd The Mamas and The Papas look?" "Pretty good, actually."
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
Get the The Mamas and the Papasmug. When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.
My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.
Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Get the The Bruce Leemug. While laying on the ground: blowing smoke rings up your girls' pooter before she rubs her muffin button all over your gristled pork chops.
by RoyCoup December 9, 2012
Get the The Sittin' Bullmug. I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
by RoyCoup November 14, 2012
Get the The Mitt Romneymug. When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Get the The Jackson Pollockmug. When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Get the The River Dance Fuckmug.