RoyCoup's definitions

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

The Sittin' Bull

While laying on the ground: blowing smoke rings up your girls' pooter before she rubs her muffin button all over your gristled pork chops.

After dinner, Brenda and I torched one up and got down with the Sittin' Bull.

by RoyCoup December 9, 2012

The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.

Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.

by RoyCoup December 4, 2012

Go Fish

1.) In an effort to speed up getting to know each other sexually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.

2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.

"Do you give blow jobs?" "Yes." "Do you swallow?" "Go fish!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"

"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"

"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

The Meat Eagle

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

The Dolly Parton

When you're titty fucking your girlfriend and the two of you are singing a duet.

"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012