turdiness

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

turdness

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

Turdless

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Bubble Tubbiness

A bubble Tubbiness is either a man or women who is big, fat and full of joy. This person is amazing in everything they do and is fun to be around. They will make you feel special and loved.

I love spending time with my bubble Tubbiness, he always know how to cheer me up.

by FattyMatty2by4 January 5, 2018

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008