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feetbeet

Feetbeet is the ancient art of using beetroot as shoes. A side effect is the feet are dyed beetroot red and become red raw and smelly.
My red raw smelly feet are really feetbeet!
by ITman February 19, 2021
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Pino More

Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More
This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,
by ITman April 20, 2008
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Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?
by ITman May 4, 2008
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dunkall

An insult to a selfish person that dunks all the biscuits in their tea or coffee and eats them all.
Example: “You greedy fat dunkall bastard!”
by ITman October 7, 2007
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Babycabbages

Adult's game item to trick kids into eating brussel sprouts by pretending they are very small young cabbages (No wonder kids play up!)
Lets have some babycabbages with your greentrees and whitetrees.
by ITman May 4, 2008
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Turdpikes

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!
by ITman May 5, 2008
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Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.
That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill
by ITman January 13, 2011
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