cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 05, 2005

Bonerville

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years

Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible

by andy1 May 25, 2005

Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 May 30, 2005

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 26, 2006

FDs

Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.

Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment

by andy1 May 26, 2005

aircuntditioner

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car

It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt

by andy1 May 26, 2005

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005