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Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009

Albuturkey

Main city of New Mexico, south of Bernadildo

Albuturkey is near the center of New Mexico.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

pickle crap

Alternate term for pickle relish.

Cucumbers are wonderful, pickles are wonderful, tartar sauce is wonderful, but pickle crap on a hot dog or hamburger is the scourge of the earth

by andy1 February 11, 2006

cun't

New England pronunciation of can't

There is a famous song by the Rolling Stones, "You cun't always get what you want"

by andy1 October 29, 2004

gay bay

Truckdrivers (and others) slang for San Fagcisco

if you get anywhere near the gay bay, you need to wear a butt protector.

by andy1 March 27, 2005

CTF

Abbreviation For Chuck the Flake

CTF worked on the air conditioner for hours, said it was fixed, but there was no change

by andy1 December 3, 2003

Doucheldork

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

by andy1 January 15, 2006