ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 01, 2006

dino doo

Dinosaur Shit, Dinosaur excrement, Dinosaur Poop

Fossils of Dino Doo are among the largest turds known to mankind

by andy1 May 30, 2005

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 20, 2004

cunt juice

Besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid. See andy granatelli belly jelly

In the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries

by andy1 June 02, 2005

uh ah grunt maceo

the entire vocabulary of james brown

uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 November 21, 2003

danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"

Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"

by andy1 December 19, 2003

chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

by andy1 March 22, 2007