Turdlike

The ability to offend the offendable while engaging in average daily conversation or activities with your peers.

He was deemed to be turdlike simply by displaying a picture on an internet forum that appealed to the masses, but offended a few.

Turdlike by 24Campfire February 28, 2011

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard 

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

Drop a Turd like Amber Heard 

When you defecate Aggressively, as an offensive maneuver, or in any weaponized manner, as first used by the Ronin, and later popularized by Amber Head.

"Dick was being a dick, so I decided to drop a turd like Amber Heard on that prick. Let's say the resale value on his truck is gonna stink.

Drop a Turd like Amber Heard by WarOfTheFanboys May 3, 2022

Turdpike

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."

Turdpike by ITman May 5, 2008

Turdpikes 

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!

Turdpikes by ITman May 5, 2008

Turdliness 

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

Turdliness by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012

Turdpike

n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic

Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.

Turdpike by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009