Turdpiece

Opposite of "showpiece" - something denoting failure or deserving of admonishment; total crap, garbage

The paper John turned in was a total turdpiece...but I'm not surprised because he put it together at the last minute.

Turdpiece by FlackDaddy October 22, 2013

Turdpike

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."

Turdpike by ITman May 5, 2008

KANSAS TURDPILE 

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

KANSAS TURDPILE by andy1 June 15, 2007

halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality

My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.

halfass-terpiece by Tex in affect March 3, 2018

turdpipe 

Asshole

You are a turdpipe.

turdpipe by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Ass-terpiece

A magnificient ass.
ONLY ON WOMEN

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)
**Note**

This is NOT "Booty" or whatever the fuck word people use when they mean big Fat ass.

Check out that woman, she has an ass-terpiece

Ass-terpiece by Chaotic J February 20, 2009

Ass-terpiece

Used to Describe The Most Amazingly Awesome Ass on a Woman

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)

Look at her ass...that is an Ass-terpiece

Ass-terpiece by Joe Chaos April 17, 2009