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turnpike 

Chinese for "gimme your wallet".
Every turnpike has a tollbooth.........ergo.....gimme your wallet.
turnpike by Arizonalady June 24, 2010
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turnpike 

A chickenhead; a gold-digging woman; hooker; whore; a woman who only dates men for their money and or favors from a man's power or position
She's nothing more than a turnpike. She has wide, open lanes, but her road(s) are still damaged.
turnpike by Krieger May 25, 2007

Turnpike Troubadours 

The return of this band will end Covid- 19 and heal society.
If Evan Felker and The Turnpike Troubadours return the pandemic would end and society would be restored.

Turnpike to Jersey 

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing
Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.

turnpike toughy 

when your getting a blowjob on the highway and traffic stops and your next to a big pick up truck and urge the trucker to honk his horn. When he starts honking you hold her head down and bang out her throat
I gave Tara the turnpike toughy on the way to the beach, she was pissed off but the trucker found it hilarious.
turnpike toughy by Frank Mutasow April 12, 2009

turnpike dance 

The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.

This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.
Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!
turnpike dance by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006

Turnpike Slicks 

Street tires that are bald from shameless burnouts, and thus resembling racing tires with no tread pattern.
Nice Turnpike Slicks durt ball.
Turnpike Slicks by Drunkin Nate August 31, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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