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Chinese for "gimme your wallet".

Every turnpike has a tollbooth.........ergo.....gimme your wallet.

turnpike by Arizonalady June 24, 2010

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turnpike

A chickenhead; a gold-digging woman; hooker; whore; a woman who only dates men for their money and or favors from a man's power or position

She's nothing more than a turnpike. She has wide, open lanes, but her road(s) are still damaged.

turnpike by Krieger May 25, 2007

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Turnpike Troubadours

The return of this band will end Covid- 19 and heal society.

If Evan Felker and The Turnpike Troubadours return the pandemic would end and society would be restored.

Turnpike Troubadours by DavidAlanCoe November 1, 2021

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Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing

Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.

Turnpike to Jersey by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020

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turnpike toughy

when your getting a blowjob on the highway and traffic stops and your next to a big pick up truck and urge the trucker to honk his horn. When he starts honking you hold her head down and bang out her throat

I gave Tara the turnpike toughy on the way to the beach, she was pissed off but the trucker found it hilarious.

turnpike toughy by Frank Mutasow April 12, 2009

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turnpike dance

The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.

This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.

Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!

turnpike dance by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006

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Turnpike Slicks

Street tires that are bald from shameless burnouts, and thus resembling racing tires with no tread pattern.

Nice Turnpike Slicks durt ball.

Turnpike Slicks by Drunkin Nate August 31, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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