Shockblock 

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

Shockblock by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

Shock Block

1. The act of emotionally spoiling the content of a TV show, movie, or book for another person, making the other person aware of what emotions they will feel after watching or reading.

2. When someone tells you the ending is "GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND" and then it doesn't because you knew it would.

3. When someone tells you how much they cried after last night's episode of Game of Thrones.

AKA: Emotional Spoiler, Sob Rob, Feel Steal

"Awww dude, last night's episode of Grey's had me balling my f*#king eyes out."
"Damn it man, you totally just Shock Blocked me!"

Shock Block by SSOS February 10, 2015

SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

sockblock 

to prevent a male from masturbating.

I wanted to jerk it to the new Playboy, but my mom kept sockblocking me! :D

sockblock by :D'smom September 11, 2010

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

Spockblock 

The act of interrupting a male friend's "game" by an egregious demonstration of nerd-specific knowledge.

(First heard on "The Bob and Tom Show, 2/1/07)

"I was about to get her digits when Poindexter here pulled the spockblock by announcing we had 5 minutes to get home for Babylon 5..."

Spockblock by Jordan Owen February 4, 2007