shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

Shockcocker by Rollie York August 21, 2006

spockblocked 

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

spockblocked by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

Shockblock 

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

Shockblock by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

Shopblocker

An inconsiderate act by someone that doesn’t understand what little joy there is in life by blocking the path of righteousness into a store

The kids are shopblocking me again

My husband is a real shopblocker

Quit shopblocking me

Shopblocker by TheJules October 5, 2022