Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
by Shanette August 23, 2007
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by Rollie York August 21, 2006
Get the Shockcocker mug.indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.
You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!
*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!
*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!
by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011
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Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
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