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Daym, when Ms. Gillian bent over, I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.

1. "What did you and Lisa do last night?"
2. "I got her to jerk it while I watched MTV."
jerk it by The Duke! December 9, 2002
Words you can keep
wanking for a good 5 hours
yo you want to jerk it?
jerk it by handle1234568764 February 18, 2025

jerk it out 

to go crazy. to not care what other people think about you.
person 1:way to jerk it out!
person 2:yeah i know!
jerk it out by Jessica February 23, 2005

jerk it out 

A song by The Caesars on the new ipod shuffle commercial.
I just downloaded jerk it out onto my ipod.
jerk it out by Mana May 13, 2005

jerk it out 

when you have seen the girl of your dreams and know that you are never going to get her, so all you can do is "pleasure" youself over the thought of her.
therby "jerking her out" of your system.
trev: oh man that girl is so hot, i think i love her

pete: shut up man, just go back to your apartment and jerk it out.
jerk it out by jonobello February 6, 2006

Jerk it silly 

Alternate name for Circuit City
I need an ipod, let's head over to Jerk it Silly.
Jerk it silly by Alan McCullough September 23, 2005

Jerk it June 

It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on
Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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