iamanthonydean's definitions

Code red

When your girl or a girl is on her period.

Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.

by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019

Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019

Summer pussy

When the heat, humidity and many activities of summer cause the pussy to be not quite as fresh as the other seasons.

“The first time I ate pussy it was a warm day in July. She wrapped them legs around my head and tasted like a public school water fountain. That’s when I knew she had that summer pussy.”

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

Knizocked

Knocked out. When one is asleep.

Drew: Damn bro why you ain’t come on the game last night? We all was playing and waiting for you.
Lex: Shiiiiit I was knizocked. I wasn’t thinking bout that damn game I had just got off of work.

by iamanthonydean May 4, 2019