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Definitions by iamanthonydean

Vibe assassin 

People that kill your vibe for no reason. Buzz killers. Kill joys. Hating ass muhfuckas.
Don’t invite Keith to the party he’s a fuckin vibe assassin. Always on bullshit.

Cum brain 

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.
Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.
Cum brain by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

Stanksgiving 

Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.
Happy stanksgiving!
Stanksgiving by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020

Gong your shlong 

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.
Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.
Gong your shlong by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020
Deodorant. A short lazy way of saying deodorant.
Yo did you smell that kid he need some deo bruh!
Deo by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

People-ish

Having the generic characteristics of most people. Featuring but not limited to selfishness, judgmental or being plain with old dumb as hell.
I’m a loner because people can be very people-ish.
People-ish by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.
“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”