iamanthonydean's definitions

Summer pussy

When the heat, humidity and many activities of summer cause the pussy to be not quite as fresh as the other seasons.

“The first time I ate pussy it was a warm day in July. She wrapped them legs around my head and tasted like a public school water fountain. That’s when I knew she had that summer pussy.”

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

Shockblock

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

Swaggot

Those hipster/street dressing assholes who act like they're better than you. The ones who talk all that street talk when they're really from the 'burbs.

Joe - I can't stand Dominic! He's such an asshole!
Glenn - Yeah, he acts all cool and shit. He's such an asshole to everyone.
Joe - Yeah, fuck him bro! He's a swaggot!

by iamanthonydean June 26, 2016

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.

“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”

by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020

Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018