Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

by iamanthonydean April 02, 2019

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 24, 2019

Hit me wit da oo-wap

Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.

Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.

by iamanthonydean May 03, 2019

BDP

Big dick problems. Inconveniences that come from having a large penis.

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.

by iamanthonydean February 02, 2019

Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

She can get the kids

She is worthy of sexual intercourse.

Guy A: Yo Sasha is fine as hell.
Guy B: Yeah bruh bruh she can get the kids!

by iamanthonydean June 15, 2019

Knizocked

Knocked out. When one is asleep.

Drew: Damn bro why you ain’t come on the game last night? We all was playing and waiting for you.
Lex: Shiiiiit I was knizocked. I wasn’t thinking bout that damn game I had just got off of work.

by iamanthonydean May 05, 2019