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De-Awk

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.

Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.

by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018

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Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

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Code red

When your girl or a girl is on her period.

Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.

by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019

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Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018

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BDP

Big dick problems. Inconveniences that come from having a large penis.

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.

by iamanthonydean February 1, 2019

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