iamanthonydean's definitions

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Thug it out

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

“I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima thug it out.”

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Dick N Dash

When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.

Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.

by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020

Swaggot

Those hipster/street dressing assholes who act like they're better than you. The ones who talk all that street talk when they're really from the 'burbs.

Joe - I can't stand Dominic! He's such an asshole!
Glenn - Yeah, he acts all cool and shit. He's such an asshole to everyone.
Joe - Yeah, fuck him bro! He's a swaggot!

by iamanthonydean June 26, 2016

Lifey

When life isn’t just good or bad but just kinda being life. Sometimes it’s the only word to describe life or your day.

Ben: Hey Malcom, hows life going man?
Malcom: Its been pretty lifey lately if I’m being honest.
Ben: Oh damn I get it man. It’s like that sometimes.

by iamanthonydean February 7, 2019