iamanthonydean's definitions

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.

“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”

by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020

Christmonth

Just another name for December, the month which everything becomes about Christmas.

Mike: Hey Joe, merry Christmonth!!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?

Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!

by iamanthonydean December 1, 2019

Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

Thug it out

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

“I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima thug it out.”

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019