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Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019
Get the Shockblockmug. When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.
Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.
by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018
Get the De-Awkmug. Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!
by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019
Get the The middle macmug. Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.
Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019
Get the Basic mathmug. When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.
Sal: Dude did you here about Jim
Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.
Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.
by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020
Get the Cap fishingmug. Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019
Get the Code redmug. When the heat, humidity and many activities of summer cause the pussy to be not quite as fresh as the other seasons.
“The first time I ate pussy it was a warm day in July. She wrapped them legs around my head and tasted like a public school water fountain. That’s when I knew she had that summer pussy.”
by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019
Get the Summer pussymug.