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Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.
Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.
Slurple by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

slurple roost 

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles
Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

shlurple 

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.
person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*
shlurple by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.
Slurplemuff by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020
Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
Slurple by billebllunt December 8, 2013
The act of a croud running away as the cops pull up.
When the cops pull up you yell spurple and people scatter.
Spurple by Davo quavo November 10, 2020