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1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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