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reenblackment

Noun

1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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humdinger

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
The giver of a humdinger is useful in more ways than one to the receiver.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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Scrotch

Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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Warphan

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
A person who displays post traumatic stress disorder with elements of abandonment issues could be misclassified as a Warphan.
by billebllunt March 11, 2014
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NES blowjob

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
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