Gonadvertise

Verb - Gonadvertis(ed) Gonadvertis(ing)

1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
"I was at the beach all day trying to gonadvertise, but no bites."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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chinchzilla

Noun

1. The unusual mating of a godzilla buttfucking a chinchilla, though rarely seen in the wild.
"After I saw that chinchzilla, I don't think I'll ever be the same."
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Pussturepedic

Adjective

1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.

2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
"Chubby or worn out vaginas are much more pussturepedic."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.
"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
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spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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Vagincubation

Noun

1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?"

A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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911

Noun

1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.
Q: "Did you see that last dancer pull that 911?"

A: "Yeah. God bless America."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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