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Noun (mana-kink)
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.
1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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