Skip to main content

billebllunt's definitions

Hosacea

Noun

1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.

2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
Q: "Did y'all see that ho with the busted grill?"

A: "Yeah, that trick had hosacea."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
mugGet the Hosacea mug.

pink pong

Noun

1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
Q: "Uh oh, which cup did we use to play pink pong again, Amy?"

A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
mugGet the pink pong mug.

NES blowjob

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
mugGet the NES blowjob mug.

Warphan

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
A person who displays post traumatic stress disorder with elements of abandonment issues could be misclassified as a Warphan.
by billebllunt March 11, 2014
mugGet the Warphan mug.

Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
mugGet the Shit House Mess mug.

Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
mugGet the Honk mug.

Vagiloquist

Noun

1. A female ventriloquist who can throw her voice from her vagina.
Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"

A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
mugGet the Vagiloquist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email