Noun
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Adjective
1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
Noun
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
"Extreme measures call for the dreaded duct tape double rochambrow."
"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
by billebllunt December 16, 2013
Noun
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Noun
1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
"After purchasing 15 pinatas on his credit card in the last month, Roy was afraid he'd be suspected of pedrophilia."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
Noun
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
by billebllunt May 09, 2014