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1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
"After purchasing 15 pinatas on his credit card in the last month, Roy was afraid he'd be suspected of pedrophilia."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."
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1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
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1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
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1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.
2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.
2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"
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1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
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1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"
"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"
"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
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