billebllunt's definitions
Noun
1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the jaggerpussmug. Noun
1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
Get the beaverslidemug. Noun
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the wookie nookiemug. Noun
1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
"After purchasing 15 pinatas on his credit card in the last month, Roy was afraid he'd be suspected of pedrophilia."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the Pedrophiliamug. Noun
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the fragglepussmug. Noun
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Cream Chipped Queefmug. Noun
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the yeast modemug.