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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating anally with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating anally with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.
"There are no winners or losers when playing shitty shitty bang bang, because the last man standing has to clean up."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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by billebllunt December 31, 2013
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1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
"Extreme measures call for the dreaded duct tape double rochambrow."
"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
by billebllunt December 15, 2013
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1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."
1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"
"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"
"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.
2. Vaginal camouflage
1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.
2. Vaginal camouflage
by billebllunt December 28, 2013
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1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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