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1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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