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Cramcakes

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Cheech or Chong position

Noun

1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.

2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.
Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."
by billebllunt October 5, 2015
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Pranksgiving

Noun

The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Bubble Gobble

Verb

1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.

ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
Q: "Does she give good head?"

A: "Yeah, she swallows and I even got a little bubble gobble action."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Niggie Babies

Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."
"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Broke Dick Dog

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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