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1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
by billebllunt May 9, 2014
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by billebllunt December 8, 2013
Get the Vagiloquist mug.Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.
2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.
2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
Q: "Uh oh, which cup did we use to play pink pong again, Amy?"
A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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