Top definition
a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles
Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010
Get the mug
Get a slurple roost mug for your guy Vivek.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your fish Abdul.