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Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.
Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.
by !david clarke! May 29, 2007
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It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.
In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.
by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004
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Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
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noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.
by Holy Heartfailure August 20, 2007
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