Spurple

The act of a croud running away as the cops pull up.

When the cops pull up you yell spurple and people scatter.

by Davo quavo November 10, 2020

spurple moment

A moment in which you do something very dumb, but also achieve the goal that was set.

James: Finally, I completed my task after trying multiple stupid ways of completing it
Sean: This is a spurple moment

by spurple July 16, 2021

Suck it till it's Purple

(Noun) A more colorful and detailed variation of the well worn and simplistic "suck my dick" expression.

Trading verbal jabs with a fellow floor mate in the dorm Jordy perked up with a smile upon hearing Clifton's standard fare and worn out phrase "suck my dick". Countering Jordy yelled back "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick, Cliffy", took a brief pause and as if completing some verbal finishing move to the argument, finished by including "Suck it till it's Purple" fat boy.

by Nikki Stixx September 11, 2020

spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

by Leewrong August 31, 2017

Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Snurple

Noun: A person who is a purple snob (sn+urple). A snurple is obsessed with all things purple, and very proudly flaunts their purple preferences! Perhaps they dress head to toe in purple every day, or their house is decorated all in purple. Or perhaps they think purple is superior to all other colors. Snurples love purple...maybe too much sometimes?

She is such a snurple! Does she own anything that’s not purple?!

by I’m Dorky And I Know It March 23, 2020