pat

Dude he is a pat.

He was a pat
by nicodle September 22, 2008
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wen u proceed to slap someones balls hard for amusement purposes
owww my balls hurt luke just patted me
by Foxxxyboy August 10, 2006
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"dang man, she got pat."
by curiouscat August 11, 2009
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Pat is someone with the name Pat.Often used to scream at someone named pat
Hey look micheal its PAT!
by SenorTB November 06, 2010
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(n.) a short or long nap taking anywhere preferrably in places where it may not be appropriate

(v.) napping, sleeping

This term is specific to boyss only!!
Dude, why did you take a pat during that British lady's speech?

I could not pat to save my life last night.
by dutch.napps June 22, 2011
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pat- a marijuana joint that you pass from one smoker to another at a gathering
Krissy never comes around unless we passing pat!
by merriamwebsta December 17, 2006
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-verb.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
Katy was constantly banging on about her wide-set vagina, which finally pushed Alex to the point of patting her with sloppy twos.

Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.

Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
by MEFF February 11, 2009
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