5 definitions by bobo bumpkins
One may be referred to a gurgleblob under the circumstances of an illness so severe that it could be comparable to the feeling of swallowing one of whoopi goldberg's farts.
Dude, I feel like such a gurgleblob tonight. I really wanted to make it to my baby's funeral but I had to stay home because I threw up on my boots . Bummer..
by bobo bumpkins October 30, 2019
The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.
YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!
by bobo bumpkins August 3, 2019
A lazy and unbelievably ugly individual who smells like rotten cabbage and burnt hair and is usually black as fuck
by bobo bumpkins December 22, 2013
The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.
by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020
One may be referred to as a jenlkesproof when they clumsily try to pour a beverage (especially milk) into a bottomless cup while fumbling around in the dark causing a huge mess only a professional cleaning crew could handle.
YO! Angie is such a jenklesploof! Look at all the milk! Shit is crazy.. she should just give up and go to bed...
by bobo bumpkins October 30, 2019