Schnarb 

A term used in Reforestation describing a geographic area that is particularly covered in branches, blow down, trenches, swamp and other things that make maneuvering difficult.

"I started off my day in this fuckin' Schnarby piece, ate shit trying to jump over a log, lost my shovel in a swamp, and this is definitely the last time I ever do this Job."

Schnarb by SpruceThePlug May 15, 2017

schnarb darb larb darb gargen 

a terriseneze phrase meaning "Get your filthy hands off of my precious goat you ass monkey shit licking cockface!!"

Often used as a friendly greeting during rush hour traffic

a black 1985 dodge truck with gray racing stripes drives by flying a huge rebel flag and a man with a full flavor cigarette hanging out of his mouth screams, "Schnarb darb larb darb gargen!!" he is probably screaming this in a violent manner but means well by it.......simply scream it back and go about your business or he will do it repeatedly

schnarb darb larb darb gargen by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010

Schnart 

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

Schwarb 

Noun

-A Homerun of epic proportions
-Named after its creator, future Hall Of Famer Kyle Schwarber

Verb
-To hit a Homerun that is heard all around the continental United States
-Typically struck by gods, robots, mythological creatures or superheroes

"Did you see that Schwarb that landed on the scoreboard?"

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just a Schwarb that went into orbit"

"He looks like he's going to Schwarb one"

Schwarb by Schwarbinator March 25, 2017

schnarple 

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

schnarple by C. Garbe December 25, 2007