schnabl

a small, fat chode

Ew, I heard he has a schnabl.

He sent pictures of his schnabl and she threw up in disgust.

by lizzie blackenshnakers December 5, 2010

Schnabl

a autistic family that are born in alabama a from incest.

Bro. Schnabl is gay.

by oogahinfyo May 19, 2019

schnagling

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.

How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"

by HKO15 June 15, 2017

Schniblo-Tag

Der Schniblo-Tag ist ein Feiertag der in 2002 in Amerika als Steak and BJ-Day erfunden wurde. Er findet am 14 März statt, er gilt als Gegenteil vom Valentinstag, da am Valentinstag die Frauen beschenkt werden und dann einen Monat später die Männer.
Der Schniblo-Tag setzt sich aus Schnitzel und Blowjob zusammen, die Frau bereitet ein Schnitzel vor welches der Mann dann ist und während er es isst gibt die Frau dem Mann einen Blowjob (Natürlich kann es auch ein Mann mit einem Mann machen und die Frau mit einer Frau)

„Heute ist der Schniblo-Tag, ich muss noch ein Schnitzel kaufen“

„Ich habe es zum Glück schon gestern gekauft muss es nur noch zubereiten“

by prkjsh February 14, 2019

shnablo

anything that you don't have a word for

it can be used in many different forms

I went to shnablo.
I ate some shnable.
and now we are shnabloing.

In spanish it would be
shnablamos

by Shnablo December 3, 2006

schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schabliterated

That point of intoxication you have reached during your night that can lead to a wonder of possibilities. Including, but not limited too, 1. forgetting where you are/who you came with 2. forgetting/not caring who you are leaving with 3. accidentally dropping your phone in the toilet 4. singing "karaoke" even though you know your singing is actually god awful 5. making decisions that you most likely regret in the morning, etc.

"Dude that chick is totally schabliterated"

O yeah and how do you know?

"Well shes stumbling home walking with two black dudes, now what sober person would do that?

Wow ur right she is schabliterated!

by SigPiPaaaTboi December 2, 2011