shovel

A tool for hitting something with.

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.

by James hartleyyyyy October 20, 2007

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 03, 2005

shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

by (D) own with globalism September 09, 2004

shovel

To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

by DJM February 26, 2004

shovel

Noun. The solution to any problem.

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...

by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010

shovel

A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance

Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard

by Richard Collard July 20, 2008

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 28, 2002