shovel

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
by James hartleyyyyy November 14, 2007
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The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
by Shard November 13, 2005
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what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns
it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
by (D) own with globalism September 08, 2004
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To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)
When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
by DJM February 25, 2004
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John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...
by Princess Zeffie March 21, 2010
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by penguin October 27, 2002
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Euphemism for "ho" (aka whore)
Pomai is a shovel
by Jenny October 16, 2003
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