shovel

A tool for hitting something with.

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.

by James hartleyyyyy November 14, 2007

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

by (D) own with globalism September 8, 2004

shovel

To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

by DJM February 25, 2004

shovel

Noun. The solution to any problem.

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...

by Princess Zeffie March 21, 2010

shovel

To brush off someone

Ahh shovel off you asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

shovel

Euphemism for "ho" (aka whore)

Pomai is a shovel

by Jenny October 16, 2003