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schnäbi 

Originally a word used in the ghetto of Switzerland, but brought to the US by some emigrants.
Schnäbi is the most appropriate word to identify a little (for some different oriented men: cute) penis.
It can also be used as an insult.
Piss off SCHNäBI!
schnäbi by Theofizzle May 8, 2004
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Schnäbi 

Swiss weapon usually used to stun females and drag them back to your hutt.

Swiss "Schnäbis" are normally humongous and scary. The asiatic "Schnäbi" is found all over Asia and is extremely small in comparison to it's european Cousin

We are not going to talk about african Schnäbis
"What did you do this weekend?"

"Ah I showed my Schnäbi to Sandra saturday"

"No way! I just slapped my Schnäbi in Sandras face 3 days ago!"
Schnäbi by ShlongsoLong November 27, 2021
1- Typically a small, blonde jewish boy

2- Also can be used to describe a small, cute penis.
1- Awww look at the little schnabi.

2- ...Aww look at the little schnabi.
schnabi by whiteman =) April 24, 2009

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.
Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

Schnebit 

What's up schnebit, how you doing?
Schnebit by Schnebit January 11, 2023
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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