Rosene 

Pretty, Slow, Trust-Worthy, And Sucks At Everything. They’re probably the type to get mad for the dumbest reason

Y/n: Man Rosene’s so pretty i would definitely let her hit

Y/n: Rosene seems smart

Rosene by bigdaddyrandy November 20, 2023

Michael Rosen 

My lord and savior,leader of all memes

Michael Rosen is noice

Michael Rosen by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

riddle rosehearts 

A gay bitch who'd call the cops on you for jaywalking

"Guys i was trying to cross the street with the light still red but i didn't see any cars but i did see Riddle Rosehearts stare into my soul."

riddle rosehearts by EGO MANIC January 28, 2022

Michael Rosen 

A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.

When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).

Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.

"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."

"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"

"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"

Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011

Kurt Rosenwinkel 

Without a doubt the most badass guitarist on the face of the earth. Possibly the universe.

I heard Kurt Rosenwinkel play last week and I was so riveted that I actually haven't been able to move until right now.

Kurt Rosenwinkel by APS23 December 6, 2009

Brian Rosenthal 

(n.) Actor/Student/Human. Starred in A Very Potter Musical as Professor Quirrell and in A Very Potter Sequel as Seamus Finnigan, James Potter, and Past Ron. The epitome of supermegafoxyawesomehotness.

1. Brian Rosenthal is definitely the cutest Starkid.
2. I want to marry Brian Rosenthal.

Brian Rosenthal by Rumbleroar's Slumbering Cub November 16, 2010